Imitation Flavored Fake Widow - Product

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Place of Origin : Sunnyvale,United States
Delivery Terms : Never
Payment Terms : Advance

Product Description

There are two basic varieties available. One has advanced cancer no treatment, the other a need to manage the family fortune. Either way, a portion of the fictional funds must be turned over to a manager, and the 419 pitch is to recruit the manager.

No good explanation for why, with such a vast supply, extra funding is needed from the marks. Best not to enquire too deeply.

Sign up today, send money next week, be poor by this time next month! Surely we can suck your bank account dry.

Basic Information

Brand : Yahoo!
Model : 419
Material : Organic
Color : Brown

Physical Specification

Size or Volume : 157.56.116.106
Other Specification : Backed By Yahoo! Standard No-questions, No-refunds, No-how Three-way Warranty, Your Investment Is Perfectly Safe And Shall Remain Invested. Contact Regional And Product Line Representatives To Order:

Remember The Motto, "Yahoo! She Is Now A Widow!"

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